Professor Sausages — Web & Documents MCP Server

Read pages & files to text, news, weather, market holidays and timezones via x402.

Tools observed. Pod connected on 2026-09-05 and the server listed 12 tools directly. Verified.

Status

Pod connected to Professor Sausages — Web & Documents on 2026-09-05. It answered and listed its tools, responding in 8576ms.

It identifies itself as sausage-web version 1.0.0, speaking streamable-http. That name comes from the server's own handshake, not from the registry entry, so it is the one field here that a mislabelled listing cannot fake.

Tools

Pod observed 12 tools when it connected:

• find_data
• pricing
• request_data
• read_url
• screenshot_url
• pdf_extract
• image_to_text
• news
• weather
• holidays
• timezone
• icon_search

Connect

A hosted endpoint at https://x402.professorsausages.com/mcp/web, over streamable-http. Nothing to install.

{
  "mcpServers": {
    "professor-sausages-web-documents": {
      "type": "http",
      "url": "https://x402.professorsausages.com/mcp/web"
    }
  }
}

Firsthand observations

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